The shortest man in a group of at least five men must take a huge dump in the Stanley Cup. Then, the rest of the men in the group must all ejaculate on said feces pile. Finally, an entire bottle of 100% Canadian maple syrup is poured overtop the steaming fudge pile. The man in the group with least amount of hair on his head must then eat the delicious favour medley while getting poked in the buttocks with a pair of moose antlers.
Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"
Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"
by TonyInChains February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When you walk into a public bathroom and even though the toilets are clean the whole place smells like the shits that people before you took.
Person 1: Hey did you smell that awful stench coming from the bathroom?
Person 2: Yeah, but the toilets had nothing in them.
Person 1: Guess it has one hell of a browsing history.
Person 2: Yeah, but the toilets had nothing in them.
Person 1: Guess it has one hell of a browsing history.
by BananaBruh May 11, 2014
Get the browsing historymug. A depraved sexual act the likes of which could not be described by Stephen Colbert because of it's sheer depravity. It's quite depraved.
by Vitaliti February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. one of the most depraved sex acts known to man, involving maple syrup, moose antlers, and the stanley cup
by Yatc February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by bigblackhawk February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. A collection of the various accounts of retards and stupid people from across the history of the universe.
I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.
by Chidori611 May 20, 2016
Get the History of the Retardmug. making a female lick (like a cat) maple syrup out of the stanley cup while you insert moose antlers into her anus.
by snowj February 15, 2010
Get the canadien historymug.