Montreal basket case 

A threesome between a male, female and a shemale. The woman is on her back and spit roasted by the male and shemale. The male and shemale hold each others arms for traction. The position looks like a basket.

What a wild night, I actually Montreal basket cased my girl with a trans, that shit was crazy!

Montreal basket case by Kiltwearer May 7, 2018

Anti-fruit basket

A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.

They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers

Hey I sent him the anti-fruit basket to him yesterday...
THANK YOU!!! NOW HE WON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!

Anti-fruit basket by Enemy of the Demon February 26, 2009

Packing a Picnic Basket 

The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.

Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.

Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.

Packing a Picnic Basket by ConsuelaBananahammock March 3, 2009

Long Island Bread Basket 

When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.

Long Island Bread Basket by Dr. Infant January 26, 2017

gay nigga laundry basket 

The best insult for anybody who TYB. Only used on the rarest occasions. and no way they can pull a reverse card on you

Kyle: I just fucked your bitch
You: gay nigga laundry basket
Kyle: Sorry bro

gay nigga laundry basket by bade_boner August 25, 2019

Fruits Basket

A shoujo anime series starring a 16 year-old girl who finds herself in many strenuous sexual hijinks with the Sohma family (who happens to turn into the twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex). So kawaii!

Fruits Basket is the best anime series ever!

Fruits Basket by Naomi August 7, 2004

eggs in my basket 

A person who has feeling for someone and doesn’t know how to express their feelings.

1 egg: cute, but only a friend
2 eggs: hot, could see myself dating you

3 eggs: catching feels
4 eggs: i like you

5 eggs: dating

6 eggs: falling in love

7 eggs: in love

8 eggs: could see myself spending my life with you

9 eggs: getting married

10 eggs: having kids

Maddy: how may eggs are in your basket?
Holly: I have a few eggs in my basket for Sam.
Georgie: nicee!

eggs in my basket by hollymaddygeorgie April 7, 2019