velvet bashing

A posh wank into your nan's velvet curtains.

My nan busted in just as i was velvet bashing in the conservatory.

by cute-and-disgusting December 10, 2016

hipster bashing

An activity that involves pointing out the inherent snobbery and hypocritical nature associated with the hipster attitude. While everyone seems to engage in it, it is an especially favorite pastime of hipsters themselves.

Hipster: Hipsters are incredibly annoying creations of modern society.
Non-Hipster: Dude, why are you hipster bashing? You are a hipster.
Hipster: I am NOT a hipster.

by DrDefinition December 13, 2015

Nash Bash

When a guy hits their partner with his penis in their eye, but only when receiving or just finished receiving a blow job.

This generally hurts quite a bit as it takes the other person by surprise and is known as a precursor to the Nash Splash, though once a Nash Bash has occurred there is little time for the partner to escape before the Splash happens.

Guy 1: So did you get anywhere with Jenny last night?

Guy 2: Yeeah, it was awesome. She was going down on me and wanted me to warn her when I was going to spurt, so I did, cept then I gave her a nash bash for being cheeky and not swallowing.

Guy 1: Sweet dude.

by ZarryEd October 20, 2011

Baby Bash

To ejaculate anywhere on female's body

She proceeded to give me head until i had a baby bash on her face.

by Fury R. February 3, 2009

Bash this Fash

Please send pics of your penis to me.

Proud Boy: Come bash this fash if you dare.!

by kfde November 30, 2018

bash the bologna

to masturbate

I'm going to go bash the bologna now.

by jack noff March 10, 2009

bash session

a session of jumping, crashing, rolling, and rock crawling with an rc car, typically a monster truck.

man, that was a bangin' bash session, but i think i bent my front shocks coming down from that 18' jump!

by slunt March 7, 2004