Bagel Man

Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.

The bagel man sees through bagels like nobody can!

by Danielle February 8, 2005

hot bagel

To have anal sex first thing in the morning.

Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.

Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.

by JOHNCCR December 26, 2007

Blue Bagel

Male Version Of Blue Waffle

Google Penis Disease Pictures, Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" And That Is Blue Bagel.

by Andrew Machado June 22, 2011

bagel seeds

A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.

guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds

by bagelseedboi October 22, 2019

Dank Bagel

Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.

I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.

by Pastor Boy September 13, 2016

Frosted Bagel

The obligation felt by one, to consume the nut of another found along the anal rim of a man who follows the Jewish faith.

Dude: Hey Man, what took so long?
Man: Sorry Dude, but I had to take care of a Frosted Bagel.
ManWhoFollowsTheJewishFaith: Ech!

by SomeJefferson July 11, 2019

Bagel Run

When your mind wanders during conversation, as if it's going off to get bagels for a second.

"Sorry, could you repeat that? I was on a bagel run just now."

by TwoBrassBrads June 17, 2012