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Axe Baby

Anyone (child, teen, adult) thoroughly steeped in the culture of AXE body spray. Can be used as an insult when someone is acting overly Bro, suggesting they were deprived of oxygen and instead breathed AXE at birth. Children born to Bro parents automatically qualify whether or not they drink Mountain Dew.
By 2050, the number of Axe Babies in the United States will triple, due to the sexual maturation of the first Bro generation of the early 2000's.

The Axe Baby dreamed of seeing Nickelback in concert, after hearing stories from his parents about how rad and hella sweet their shows were.

The brand new Axe Baby was swathed not in a powder pink jumper, but a bubblegum polo and tanker's hat.

Brad, stop watching WWE, you're acting like an Axe Baby.
by Purple Sox April 30, 2010
mugGet the Axe Babymug.

welfare baby

A kid born just to keep a mother on welfare
I feel sorry for Joey he's a welfare baby so his mom doesn't have to work
by Alisagirl1990 April 22, 2012
mugGet the welfare babymug.

Brown Baby

When after you have had a satisfying bowel movement and you notice you've given birth to a legendary turd...you take multiple pictures of your masterpiece and feel extreme sadness as you flush...henceforth a "brown baby"
"Tom fell into a horrible depressed state after flushing his payload, stating that had given birth to a brown baby..."
by Fasteddie666 March 12, 2021
mugGet the Brown Babymug.

Circus Baby

HandyUnit: On the other side of the glass is Circus Baby's auditorium. Let's check the light and see what Baby is up to.
Ennard: HOI I AM CIRCUS BABY MWAHAHA I stole the whole plot I'm now the star aka Rick Astley.
by MeikoSakineFan October 28, 2016
mugGet the Circus Babymug.

Skillet Baby

A negro. Derived from the Latin term 'in skillatas negrota' meaning to beat a darkie with an iron skillet when they try to steal, which is all the time, or just because they fuck everything up for being alive.
Look at all those skillet babies lining up for their President Buckwheat phones!
nigger coon spook jigaboo skillet baby
by BlooBloodyStooldyStoolB June 9, 2016
mugGet the Skillet Babymug.

Baby Bob

An evil talking baby who killed the Quizno's spongemonkies and took over the quiznos commercials, making thw world unable to sing new "we luv tha subs" variations every other month.
We hate the bob. Cus' he killed the singing rats. The baby bob."
by nitz April 22, 2005
mugGet the Baby Bobmug.

dung baby

A child concieved and born through the anus.
I either just took a massive shit or I had a dung baby.
by snoop-a-loop-a-gus June 8, 2004
mugGet the dung babymug.

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