Boat Crud

1) The disease that one person brings onboard the submarine that infects the entire crew, rendering the boat virtually useless. 2) The combination of all diseases brought onboard by the crew that makes the super-powerful, incurable, mega-disease that everyone gets.

In other news, a new crewmember onboard U.S.S. Underway, as brought boat crud underway. No word yet on how this will affect its upcoming deployment.

by brad the nuke July 1, 2011

full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."

From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"

by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019

Snack Boat

A small boat - like device, (designed for transport, but most effectively used as a children's toy) that is used to store tasty snacks for later consumption.

Jordan: Bro, I'm fucking starving.

Hunter: Its alright bro, I got a snack boat.

by KeepItSaucy October 10, 2014

Square Boat

Someone who is straight edge, doesn't do anything bad.

Jenifer is such a square boat she wouldn't even drink at the New Years Eve party.

by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003

jolly boat

a posh word for the male genitalia.

Ohoy, my mighty jolly boat is ready to set sail, climb aboard!

by LoopingItAway896 December 2, 2016

motor boat

When you blow a raspberry in between a girls tits, making a motor boat sound

Carol was so drunk the other night, I gave her a motor boat when she showed her tits

by D January 31, 2005

Thug Boat

A large, tricked out older model vehicle with a pushy driver at the wheel.

I was already upset with the slow moving traffic, but the thug boat behind me thought that everyone would move faster if they pumped their bass and laid on the horn.

by Commander Justin Case May 15, 2011