Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way past the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018

blinded by nostalgia

Blinded by nostalgia aka nostalgia-blinded is some sort of a syndrome where people (especially gamers) are desperately in need of help.

Quandale Dingleberry: I miss the old Clash Royale, Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd!
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: Nah, the new update is so much better.
Quandale Dingleberry: Cap
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: You are totally blinded by nostalgia!!

by QuandaleDingleberry April 25, 2022

Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.

Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness

by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010

Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.

Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.

by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016

The Blind Tug

The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark

"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."

by MusicMan87 July 18, 2021

tuna blinds

Like beef curtains but odorous.

Man, I can smell your ol lady's tuna blinds from here, she needs to go shower.

by Grueller January 31, 2016

Twink Blindness

The inability to recognize a familiar young gay man due to excessive attractiveness.

Guy 1: Whoa, check out that hot guy that just walked in.
Guy 2: That's Mark you idiot. We've worked with him for years.
Guy 1: Oh right. Damn twink blindness.

by The Real Comptroller June 2, 2015