blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.

1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.

by bdj August 25, 2013

Blind Bust

When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.

I'm gonna go blind bust... BRB

by fredfazbea October 23, 2023

Blind Clan

Blind brings together the best players to compete on gaming’s biggest stages. We are a team of passionate and skilled gamers. To also mention our clan contains skilled gamers that go by certain names, our members our, BlindEddie(Founder), BlindAdam(co- leader), Blind_hafa(co-leader) and BlindKilla(co-leader).Every Friday Blind will have zone wars on the clans own map. Also, the clan may host events like arena, scrims, clan wars, Blind Friday, and 1v1 tournaments.

If you want to be noticed by Blind Clan use #blindclanrcon Yt and instagram

by Blind Clan August 5, 2019

Self-blinded

That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty

“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded”

by Flowegirl February 27, 2020

Blind Squid

American term for ketamine

God I could really do with some blind squid!

by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019

Blind Zoro

When a female is on the bottom deck of a 69 & the males ball sack is long enough to cover her eyes.

OMG Ryan's ball sack was so long that when we 69'd he gave me a Blind Zoro

by Mag 56 November 29, 2020

cell blind

Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.

See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)

Darwin Award nominees include a cell blind woman who fell through an open manhole cover.

by notdogen January 24, 2011