Blind Zoro

When a female is on the bottom deck of a 69 & the males ball sack is long enough to cover her eyes.

OMG Ryan's ball sack was so long that when we 69'd he gave me a Blind Zoro

by Mag 56 November 29, 2020

blinded by nostalgia

Blinded by nostalgia aka nostalgia-blinded is some sort of a syndrome where people (especially gamers) are desperately in need of help.

Quandale Dingleberry: I miss the old Clash Royale, Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd!
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: Nah, the new update is so much better.
Quandale Dingleberry: Cap
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: You are totally blinded by nostalgia!!

by QuandaleDingleberry April 25, 2022

Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.

Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.

by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016

Blind frosty

When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.

Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.

I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.

by Sickjames February 4, 2018

disclaimer blindness

The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.

I can't see the program for this lingering disclaimer blindness!

by redPooka September 2, 2012

Show Blind

When you love a show so much that you become completely oblivious to the fact that it sucks

My buddy Frank is so show blind that he thought the lost finale was good.

I didn't realize how terrible Whitney was until I actually watched an episode with my friend. I was totally show blind.

by le0pard1 September 30, 2013

Sneeze blinded

When you drive into a traffic circle while sneezing

dude grab the wheel i am sneeze blinded

by 1EVLBRD November 12, 2012