vanity breeding

Purposely conceiving a human child with the intention of raising a person who resembles themselves literally and possibly figuratively.

"Despite the common knowledge of millions of starving orphans in the world, many wealthy and seemingly well-educated couples continued to engage in the tradition of vanity breeding. Their culture not only celebrated it, but also regarded those who chose not to with disappointment, and sometimes even contempt."

by Dirt3:8 May 14, 2018

Rod Blending

Rod Blending is when a person puts their penis into a blender.

Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

cattle breeding

Cattle breeding is the act of mass breeding animals specially cows for various purposes usually over and over in the animal lifetime. The breed is then used for the breeders purposes.

I'm thinking of selling gold fish online. I only have 20 tho so I'll have to cattle breeding them to have enough.

by ThefireGriffin April 22, 2021

practice breeding whore

a girl who fucks horses and teachs the house how to "breed"

"last night the guy i met wanted me to be a practice breeding whore for him."

by bunnyslut April 22, 2021

Mayonnaise breeding

When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.

Mike oxlong: what are you and Cale doing later?
Me: were mayonnaise breeding

by RabidTurkey June 17, 2022

Responsible breeding

bullshit animal abusers like to bring up as an excuse for wearing out their female and male dogs but it’s literally just the bare minimum for owning a dog

“animal breeders should be ashamed of themselves for inbreeding and putting their dogs through a lifetime of stress”

“but responsible breeding exists 🥺🥺”

by ppppffffftttttt September 18, 2022

Blank Breeding

When you cum in your partner as part of a cum kink / breeding kink but you’ve had a vasectomy or are shooting blanks.

Blank breeding: I’m gonna blank breed you tonight Camilla and fill your pussy up with my risk free cum!

by _jay3005 October 2, 2022