when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.
by Johnny Cock-knocker June 17, 2012
Get the Vaginal Beardmug. When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.
by bkmon3y April 30, 2014
Get the Bearded Strangermug. A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.
Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.
by TheRealFrankieMuniz December 24, 2016
Get the Dragon-Beardmug. When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.
by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023
Get the Schrodinger’s beardmug. A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.
by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009
Get the Ass Beardmug. by Rob_uk April 28, 2006
Get the Bum Beardmug. Beard rub: A formal greeting or display of manly solidarity between two or more bearded men.
Can also be called a scruff hug, or a beard-bump. Commonly used for novelty, or to show that you, as a bearded man, are not fucking around. Beards are highly dangerous and anyone who attempts to use and/or get near one risks serious injury and/or death. Beard at your own risk.
Can also be called a scruff hug, or a beard-bump. Commonly used for novelty, or to show that you, as a bearded man, are not fucking around. Beards are highly dangerous and anyone who attempts to use and/or get near one risks serious injury and/or death. Beard at your own risk.
by Meowtehh April 16, 2013
Get the Beard Rubmug.