Boner Biting Batch

A prostitute that bites your cock off for fifty bucks!!

Steve: What the fuck is wrong with your dick!

Greg: It got bit off by a boner biting batch

by Sammy Saggysack October 18, 2008

boner-biting-bitchface

used when refering to your date that used her teeth

Jake: So, how was your date with jackie?
Devin: it was good till i got her to suck it and she used her teeth.
Jake: That boner-biting-bitchface

by eternalflame October 19, 2008

fice bating

what you say when you are confused and mean to say face biting

michael- kendall, fice bating is not ok
kendall- hahaha

by 12345hello January 6, 2010

Biting my fingers

A play on "biting my tongue": used when refraining from typing something offensive on the Internet.

I'm biting my fingers trying not to respond to my uncle's Facebook comment about how much he loves Sarah Palin!

by AJisthenewAR January 15, 2011

Turkey Basting

the act in which you have anal sex with a female whilst she is throwing up in the toilet

last night we got so drunk that i ended up turkey basting my girl friend

by TrexREXel February 10, 2010

Batting Practice

Masturbation, particularly in males.

Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.

by Matt&Lauren September 9, 2010

batting .235

Batting .235 is a reference to baseball which means you're not doing well that day.

It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.

Person 1: Man, my girlfriend didn't make me a sandwich this morning...she ALWAYS makes me a sandwich.

Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.

by soadness August 22, 2011