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a no bitch getting ass mfer who was in the friendzone for a full fuckin lifetime without making a move, ain't got no game with that stupid as fuck mcdonalds hairline. had male patterened balding since he came out the womb an thought he'd look cooler getting strange as fuck, cringey white trash tattoos. lost the v card to the fucking second coming of sloth from the goonies. can't keep his own personality with 5 different personas floating around with his football hooligan, eboy, skater boy, indie boy, metalhead havin ass. just choose one god damn. all these personalities for different bitches and you can't get one bro. that's cause all the bitches u go for haven't developed thinking thoughts yet you noncey cunt.
haha did u hear about bailey?
nah man.
turns out he's a noncey cunt lol.
aw a could tell that already like.
Bailey by TheCreamTeamChief December 6, 2021
Really fucking tall - always wears a beanie - thinks he's top shit but really is just a little pebble - loves to eat KFC THOUGH - can't really see so if his glasses are off you could secretly steal his taco Bell without him noticing -
Sasha ' Yo Bailey what's up

Bailey ' hey Sasha

Sasha ' I bet I could beat you in pole vault

Bailey ' bet .
Bailey by Leepfrog1245 February 1, 2022
A guy with a massive cock who gets both men and women .
Ruby: did you see that picture, baileys cock is massive I would love to sit on it

Deez: yes I would love his cock
Bailey by Civicman January 6, 2022
Too humble with great hair and style
Omg Theres Bailey
Bailey by Flossy082 February 18, 2022
Bailey is a fuckin bitch.
Fuck bailey
Bailey by penisdgniajsdgfbui March 2, 2022
Baileys are backstabbing bitches. They never keep promises and they are disrespectful. Never trust a Bailey in your life because they WILL hurt you. They will also say rude comments, give dirty looks, and make you insecure about your body. Baileys are not fun to be around.
Karly- Oh look it’s the mean girl!
Savanna- Oh yah, Bailey. She’s a backstabbing bitch.