flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017

Sneak Attack

Sticking your penis in your friends ass during a threesome, when he is balls deep in a girl.

Dude 1: "Ow, dude! My ass!
Dude 2: "Sneak Attack"

by King of Pedars October 17, 2022

Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.

I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020

Fannic Attack

When you have a fangirl/fanboy panic attack over a significant event in their fandom or their otp/ships

Fangirl 1: "Omg! Did you hear that insert author released a new book?"
Fangirl 2: "I know right! I had a massive fannic attack!"

by Lassocelot March 14, 2015

Boogie Attack

An unwanted, somewhat aggressive approach in a club/dance hall/bar by a rather unattractive or drunk person, by method of dancing towards the victim, usually backwards, with the rear-end moving like the pendulum on a grandfather clock, gyrating up against the victim like the attacker was wiping their ass on the victims clothes.

Britney: "Holy crap, don't look"
Moesha: "What , what is it?"
Britney: "Damn girl, that fugly guy is looking at us. He's dancing like he's gonna do a boogie attack on me... eugh..."

by IAmJeff November 11, 2009

splat attack

The aftermath of severe diarrhoea whilst using the lavatory.

Jesus Christ that was a splat attack, you might want to give that a minute

by raidiohead44 August 22, 2017

Frank-Attack

If you are attacked by hundreds of people named Frank.

Betty: How did my husband die?
Doctor: He had a Frank-Attack...I'm sorry.

by nayr yllek August 23, 2009