Breath Attack

When an individual's breathing is constrained

Carmen what's wrong?!

I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!

by _____Fleur November 23, 2009

Lung Attack

When someone's laughing so hard they shut their eyes and have a hard time breathing and they literally drop on the floor and have a sore mouth from wheezing too much 10 minutes later.

Person 1: *Wheezes from an unfunny joke they heard one hour ago*
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.

by A Really Normal Person April 11, 2023

Sneak Attack

Sticking your penis in your friends ass during a threesome, when he is balls deep in a girl.

Dude 1: "Ow, dude! My ass!
Dude 2: "Sneak Attack"

by King of Pedars October 17, 2022

Attacked By Life

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.

Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life

by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011

Khak Attack

When you are overstaffed at a workplace that requires a uniform involving khaki pants, thus overwhelmed by the light-tan color.

I approached the front desk and was immediately engulfed by a full-fledged khak attack.

by Miss Nicks June 17, 2018

Khillary Attack

The feeling in the back of one's mind that gives them the sudden and violent urge to delete ALL of their emails. This urge is almost impossible to resist.

"Dude, what are you doing?" "Deleting all of my emails, I have a massive Khillary Attack right now"

by your boiyo December 4, 2016

Fatasthma attack

when you run up the stairs and you're too fat to catch your breath

i get frequent fatasthma attacks in Zumba class.

by diabeticprincess September 18, 2017