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The fuck you looking up the definition of apple for, how can you not know you fucking dumbass.
"Jimmy bought 875482 apples at the grocery store for some stupid fucking reason"

"Jimmy used the apples to keep the doctor away, but what he didn't know was that his doctor was also his dad."
Apple by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020
The fuck you looking up the definition of an apple you fucking dumbass.
"Jimmy bought 72385 apples for some god forsaken reason"

"Jimmy decided that he would use the apples to keep the doctor away, little did he know that his doctor was also his dad."
Apple by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020
1.
the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.

2.
the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food
"It's better than an apple a day," the doctor said cheerfully.

Jackson picked up an apple from the bowl of fruit, tossed it in the air, caught it, then bit into it.
APPLE by Bella hjr August 11, 2020
A tech company. It’s expensive as fuck. You get the same performance for less with a pc
Apple by JasperTheMaster08 August 17, 2020
A horrible company that sues games and ruins childhoods
Apple by FEESEES October 12, 2020
The best company ever, if you’re super slow dumb as android has something good, we’ll have it in less than 2 years but 50x better
Guy 1:I just got the new android

Guy 2:the new apple iPhone Just came out today

Guy 1:shit
Apple by Y gghjfryhvfjh October 30, 2020