Kassiani Ant

Kassiani Ant (Cassianus Myrmicinae in Latin) is but a small subspecies of ant that thrives in the coastal regions of Attica, Greece.

Their name is derived from Saint Kassiani, who wrote a multitude of hymns in Byzantine Times, as they, too, communicate via elaborate melodious patterns.
Little is known about these creatures, yet scientists suspect they have obtained their unique method of communication by mimicking the ceaseless noise of urban life.
Their life span is estimated to be approximately 13-14 years, surpassing the average ant by a staggering 6-7 years!

I kept hearing strange noises coming from my basement. Little did I know, it was not a demonic entity, yet a Kassiani Ant nest.

by VasilisTsitsanisBathroomMirror June 27, 2023

antimatter ant destroyer

when you have problems with ants (and your life) and wanna solve that

bob: hi steve!
steve: hi!
bob: ants are eating all of my food :(
steve: try the antimatter ant destroyer, that will help you!

by Quillanwastaken June 25, 2021

rectal ants

little balls of cotton cause but rectal sweating found around the anal cavity

Man today was so hot I got rectal ants

by thetruth1000 March 8, 2014

Ant groupchat

Famous groupchat on stan Twitter. Most known for the hot & funny members. Best people on stan twitter.

P1: “Hey do you know the Ant Groupchat?”
P2: “Oh yes of course! They are all so amazing and hot!”

by ANGELSAIMIGHTY November 10, 2020

Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...

What I call homo-sapiens who k ow the spartan prayer" "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because of being so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Anting it

Running over a small child/small children, potentially inflicting pain. The contact may not be your fault, but occurs none the less, causing your peers to question your morality.

“Did you just run over that small child” “Yeah mate I’m anting it”

by wadeus420 June 1, 2025

Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!

p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"

by gibe gupe July 13, 2021