alan val miller

a complete no life that is rich that watses all his money on video game n has long hair that never cuts it or can nevr get a girl that he likes because he will waste money on game then hiself

im staying home like a alan val miller

by contol July 19, 2010

Advanced Karma

The event in which you experience negative karma for an offense you have not yet committed but will commit in the future.

You are outside doing yard work and get a blister on your thumb. Later, you proceed to completely neglect your friend's request that you visit them at work by going to Price Chopper hours after you know that your friend has left. The blister is advanced karma.

by Jenody August 22, 2011

I hate it when people take advantage of my kindness

Not realizing that they need me more than I need them most the time.

I hate it when people take advantage of my kindness.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020

dirty alana

The Dirty Alana is when you stand upside down and suck a guys dick covered in honey while someone is playing the bongos 2 feet away.

Last night I did The Dirty Alana with Jake, there was honey everywhere!! But the music was nice.

by do u have my juul April 15, 2020

Advanced

Being very high off weed.

Damn...I'm advanced as hell. That shit blasted me off to the year 3000.

by mechanicalfather July 27, 2010

Alan

A man who often pulls on his own dick and other peoples to.

your such a alan

by fatdog75 December 5, 2018

do an Alan

To convince everyone that your work is far more complex and time consuming than it really is and then get undesirable work dumped on coworkers.

I'm going to do an Alan so I can slack off.

by Anon Le Mouse August 26, 2007