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Allah face

The face you make when a person about to explode
Guy - uh oh

Girl - what ?

Guy - he about to combust

Girl - (makes Allah face)
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Allah time

When the end is near.
When it's time to meet the 72 virgins.
KABOOM....it's Allah time bitches
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Allah

Allah, or better known as Satan (The fallen Angel).

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The Quran describes Allah as the best deceiver there is, a liar who is not above using the same evil and wicked schemes of his opponents.

For example, the Quran calls Allah a makr, in fact the best makr there is:

Other texts that identify Allah as a makr include:

Are they then secure from Allah's deception (makra Allahi)? None deemeth himself secure from Allah's deception (makra Allahi) save folk that perish. S. 7:99,

Lest Muslims accuse these lexicons of bias or distortion notice what Muslim scholar Dr. Mahmoud M. Ayoub says when he asks,

"how the word makr (scheming or plotting), which implies deceitfulness or dishonesty, could be attributed to God." (The Quran and Its Interpreters – The House of Imran State University of New York Press SUNY, Albany 1992, Volume II, p. 165; italic emphasis ours)

After listing several Muslim sources he quotes a renowned Muslim expositor named ar-Razi who wrote that,

"scheming (makr) is actually an act of deception aiming at causing evil. It is not possible to attribute deception to God. Thus the word is one of the muttashabihat multivalent words of the Quran." (Ibid., p. 166; italic emphasis ours)

Unfortunately for ar-Razi, the Quran attributes deception to Allah since it identifies him as the best makr there is.

Ayoub also sources one Muslim who actually boasted of Allah being the best conniver/deceiver/schemer etc.,

The real GOD FORBIDs any deception!
Allah is best compared to Satan, as "The Best of the Greatest Deceiver's!"
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Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.
Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.
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allaht

allaht means all of that, it's like a slang used when typing, like a typo .
why you got allaht food on yo plate ???
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Allah

Allah is god.
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Allahism

When you justify everything using Allah sallahallayhiwaalayhiwasalam to justify everything.
Why are Israel and Iran fighting each other?
Because Allahism demands for a Jewsade.
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