The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.

A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe

by Ovall September 15, 2023

goofy ahh nigga

goofy little silly black person

shut ur goofy ahh nigga up

by sighstr6ed January 27, 2025

Ahh

A way of the word ''ass'' being censored, or saying the word ''ass'' so fast that it sounds like ''ah''

''Mane get yo' ugly ahh outta here Cuz''

by That1FineAssbitch May 17, 2021

period ahh period uhh

BRIT BARBIE period ahh period uhh is a song
by ofc BRIT BARIBE

i am period ahh you are period uhh. period ahh period uhhh

by Mr. Toedawgs September 25, 2022

Dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud

A Diddy blud who is not interested in the acts of learning and is a massive predator with a face of a chud while being a dumb ducking chud

bro: How does bro like cp like a diddy blud that used the crazy ahh dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud

me: No dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud has nuh in they buh. You chud.

by Urban Chud October 16, 2025

ooh ahh ooh

the sound a crowd of people make during the 4th of july.

"ooh ahh ooh"

by onihascats May 3, 2023

boring ahh

A bunch of gen alphas and zoomers (and in rare cases millennials born in the late 80s/early 90s) seeing something boring to them so they go on TikTok or Instagram, play Subway Surfers, watch any Family Guy Funny Moments compilation video or just do all of the above just rot their brains

boring ahh hospital fr fr

by maskchad420 July 23, 2024