The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.
Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.
by Comic Event of the Century June 17, 2008
Get the aborted hershey launchmug. An abortion that takes place shortly after birth. Basically just a kinder way to say homicide, or murder. Oftentimes, the motive is the revoked child support.
Friend: Hey how is that baby of yours?
Father: Alright I guess. I just performed a post-birth abortion.
Friend: Well played man. Revoked child support for the win!
Father: Alright I guess. I just performed a post-birth abortion.
Friend: Well played man. Revoked child support for the win!
by tac135246 January 18, 2011
Get the Post-Birth Abortionmug. A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011
Get the partial mirth abortionmug. by JayWat October 17, 2010
Get the White Trash Abortionmug. The act of committing a post birth termination of your infant or small child. The act is best performed by enticing the child into trying out your new chloroform perfume followed by a trunk ride to the park (no car seat needed). Killing the child in a way that can not be determined by advanced medical science and dumping the body in a burlap sack in a wooded area near your home and getting away with it.
Sluts who carry out this type of abortion are nearly always looking at it as a means to get more dick. Without a child the dick to face ratio increases over 91% thus allowing the slut to achieve her ultimate goal of triple penetration.
Sluts who carry out this type of abortion are nearly always looking at it as a means to get more dick. Without a child the dick to face ratio increases over 91% thus allowing the slut to achieve her ultimate goal of triple penetration.
Amigo 1: I thought that Snookie had a kid.
Amigo 2: Not any more that bitch gave her kid the Casey Anthony Abortion.
Amigo 3: Well, that sounds like a job for the 3 Amigos.
Amigo 2: Not any more that bitch gave her kid the Casey Anthony Abortion.
Amigo 3: Well, that sounds like a job for the 3 Amigos.
by gbv.3.0 July 7, 2011
Get the Casey Anthony Abortionmug. Taking a huge dump after eating an even bigger meal. Often feels like you have lost a significant amount of weight and often appears as if the bulge in your stomach is gone.
by gradschoolfool January 27, 2010
Get the abort the food babymug. When someone inserts a two liter into a pregnant woman and stomps on it, causing her to miscarry. This act does not require consent between both parties, however it is strongly recommended.
Chad: Hey, did you hear about that chick on the news?
Mallory: I heard she was given a two liter abortion without her consent and died from the resulting blood loss.
Posta: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
Mallory: I heard she was given a two liter abortion without her consent and died from the resulting blood loss.
Posta: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
by Hudson Highbrow August 29, 2009
Get the Two Liter Abortionmug.