aaron

an arron or hairless foot hobbit is a small creature who dwells in the forests lining bike trails and other remote walkways in kenosha wisconsin. most commonly known for their annoying, off putting personality this hobbit-esk animal loves to piss off its peers and push itself farther and farther into isolation. once you come in contact with an aaron legend says that it will slowly drive you to your breaking point. you can usually spot an aaron by their short physique and over all hilariousness.

im telling you i saw an aaron on the bike trail!!

by hobbit enthusiest December 15, 2010

Aaron

Aaron very long individual, often mistaken for a twiglet. Really enjoys eating numerous bags of crisps.

Hey! Is that aaron over there steve ? No paul that's a young tree sapling.

by Slag slayer January 27, 2014

Aaron

That one extra kid who is insanely anoyying and will bug the shit out of you. Used for boy and girl names, Aarons are usually little bitches who are dyslexic.

Girl 1: Aaron is so annoying.
Girl 2: Yaaaaasss bitch I hate him.
Both: Yaaaaaaasssss fuck Aaron.

by Person75 December 5, 2017

Aaron

A gay man who loves playing butt darts when he's not monitoring glory holes with his mouthpiece

"That poor Aaron,"

by Beastonem July 26, 2016

Aaron

An inconsiderate asshole who disregards his friends feelings and doesn't keep promises.

I'm an Aaron and I don't give a f**k about you.

by annoyed waffle July 23, 2017

Aaron

Aaron is an adjective for a man who will regardless of age always live with his mum. An Aaron will usually have a lot of pictues of his cat on his phone. Other than cats Aarons also generally have a penchant for small Asian woman and bukkake...they will never have the opportunity to experience the pleasure of either.

Aaron: Cat loving, Asian girl fantasising, Douche bagging Doucher!

by Andiandi81 September 25, 2009

Aaron

Looks the aushwitz man who enjoys drinking bleach and shooting up schools and he is batman.

Aaron is batman.

by CloseYourLegs November 10, 2016