My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

I ate a bread

Just saying you ate very delicious bread from a store.

Someone: "Wow what are you eating for lunch?"
You "I ate a bread."

by C3LESTIAL February 25, 2021

Ate up

“Ate up” is meant by you whooped the person or fucked they shit up which still means the same thing

An example of getting ate up like you fight someone and lose they can say “bitch you got ate up” cause they beat yo ass simply

by Nicki Minaj Stan July 7, 2021

ate

ate means sister

person one: i love you ate

person two: aww thanks ily2 ate

by Emms1012 December 14, 2020

Episode ate

Streaming a series in misorder.

verb: Episode ating - that act of streaming a show in an incorrect order. Homophone: Episode eight

Dick - "Have I missed something or is this a flashback ... 'cos I don't understand what's going on now."
Wally - "A flashback, I think, I dunno. What episode were we on?"
Dick - "Three."
Wally - "Oh, man! I episode ate."
Dick - "WTF! Episode eight?"

by Highfield November 11, 2020

Pig ate my pizza

When an ugly girl gags when giving you oral

Bro she was on some pig ate my pizza type shit if you know what I’m sayin lmao

by I…am..that.guy October 9, 2021

dylan tyler ates

The one person in the world i would die for. They are so kind and giving but can never see it themselves. They are amazing kissers and can use they’re words extremely well. They get flustered at flirty comments as they are usually the flirty one.

Person a: You know Dylan Tyler Ates, that’s the man I’m gonna marry one day.
Person b: I wish I could find my Dylan Tyler Ates

by Dylans_girlfriend November 15, 2020