shoe-assassination

It is what happens when shoes are thrown at one's face to manifest anger or disagreement.

There was almost a shoe-assassination when George Bush was giving a speech in Iraq.

by Barby1 March 8, 2009

presidential assassination

A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.

"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."

by marydelta September 24, 2016

Assasindonky

(n.) Assasindonky is fermented fig. People of ancient Greece put the paste onto the vagina of virgins so that they could "fuck" with the soothing cream inside there feminine organs painlessly.

This of course this ritual is utter bullshit. It was some creepy old guy who wanted to rub a virgins pussy. Everybody knows the only way to free a virgin of pain is to fuck her harder.It is said that some native tribes still practice it today in the for of creams and lotions.

The word assassin comes from the word assasindonky as during the 800's people began testing this idea and started to secretly rub virgin vaginas. This soon led to the aids epidemic in Africa ass they all fed the fermented fig to African slaves.

I told that dumb bitch about assasindonky and she believed me. Well, i had a nice fucking.

by Cody Chu December 21, 2009

Pink Go-Go Assassins

A video that is somewhere on the net but no one will tell me where it is

You Pink go-go assassin, "you killed my father"

by v-Q November 24, 2003

Assassins creed no life

A guy/girl who has played every assassins creed game non stop and obsesses over it. He/she looks up information on assassins creed 4 before its official reveal... he/she has no life... no friends and never sees the outside word. He/she tries to make the game as realistic as possible and sucks at it anyways.

"That dude is such an assassins creed NO LIFE OMG!!!!"

"dude he can tell you everything about assassins creed, hes such a no life"

by kissin yo mamma March 19, 2013

Pinstripe Assassins

n. The most important and influential band to come out of the Austin music scene in recent memory. They combine elements of punk, classic rock, and mariachi into something that can only be described as a funked-out, awe-inspiring assault on the senses.

"Do you like...music?"
"Yeah!!!"
"Do you like...rock 'n' roll?"
"Yeah!!!"
"Do you like...anilingus?"
"Yeah!!!"

by ASFalcon13 March 17, 2004

Holy Doughnut Assassins

Something that should not be explained to ones elders.

"Holy doughnut assassins!"

by Holy Doughnut Assassin April 9, 2009