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American Revolution

A situation where the American colonies go so fed up with the stuff Britain tried to impose on them that they rebelled and won independence.
Thank God for the American Revolution. Makes me glad to be an American.
by Ereck Flowers September 9, 2018
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Mayonnaise American

Those who partake in the mayonnaise arts aka white people.

Also shortened to mayo american
These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)
by CypressBill June 11, 2023
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American Bidet

when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.
Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!
by marblecakealsothegame13 October 3, 2018
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American Burrito

The process of puking into a soft tortilla
my friend was sick and made american burritos, they looked delicious!
by jmzizzle November 6, 2011
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american democracy

Having the illusion of a democratic choice between two candidates who are in reality working for the same party.

Accompanied by much media attention to dazzle and distract halfwits from the reality of their situation.
Today's American Democracy would make George Washington cry and Hitler blush with envy.
by PetePabs April 19, 2014
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American Idol

A show where singers compete to become the newest indentured servants to the RIAA, and to attempt to make other naive singers aspire to the same. The majority of the show's viewership comes from Simon Cowell's belief that making crude jokes about people that can't sing for shit constitutes constructive criticism.
I don't watch American Idol because I appreciate real music.
by R2E February 29, 2008
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American accent

American accents includes a huge variety that differs from state to state, even from borough to borough in nyc. It is not superior or inferior to any other English accents, and is just as beautiful as any other accents. Not all Americans sounds like hicks, and there's nothing wrong with sounding like a hick either.
American accent is colorful. Celebrate diversity!
by Ethanofnyc January 7, 2007
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