the best girl to ever come into my life and she is so amazing and I truly knew what love us when I met her
by PBI69420 February 26, 2021
Get the Absolute perfectionmug. Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
Get the Ivan (absolute lad)mug. When you call someone the absolute soup, you are saying that they have soup for brains, and therefore stating that they cannot grasp the power of big moon.
Excuse me Sir, you are the most soupy person I have ever seen, and you may even be the absolute soup.
by ASAPaperlepsepserGUY February 26, 2019
Get the The Absolute Soupmug. A very large, obese cat.
In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).
An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit
A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).
An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit
A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022
Get the Absolute Unitmug. by Jimmy savie September 5, 2021
Get the Absolute peckheadmug. by Cokenbaltorcher January 6, 2024
Get the Absolutely Perfectmug. bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer
by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019
Get the absolute gamermug.