May 31

Aye y’all know Des birthday on May 31st right ?
Yeah ! That’s a real nigga birthday !
by des1k October 16, 2019
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May 12

This day is when the thickest people are born
Jack says Hey thickie Alex says i am not thick Jack sayss ure about that Yes its may 12 which is when thick kids are born
by Daddy_3084 October 15, 2019
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May 12

This people born on this day are gonna be the best and smartest people you Well ever meet!
People born one may 12 are the best
by UrbanMeh November 25, 2019
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Billy Mays

a hero, the best pitch man the world has seen, so much better then Vince Shlomi who is a cunt whole like my friend steve

he is the John Elway of pitchmen so get off his back he's a fucking legend

i truly envy that man and his amazing beard and voice

he is also THE MAN !
guy one :hey i see your doing your billy mays thing
guy two: yeah thanks, i just became the second best guy in the entire fucking world but billy mays is still number one

guy one: yeah he was the MAN

guy two: yeah fuck all those cock suckers that hate on him via urban dictionary
guy one: yeah they all suck mean dicks im talking big huge triumphant bastards
by billy mays is my hero July 05, 2009
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May 28

Hug your crush day

Show them how much you love and and appreciate them. You never know if they love you back! ❤️
You: *hugs crush*
Them: what was that for?
You: it’s May 28!
Them: what’s that?
You: Hug your crush day!
Them: oh. *hugs back*
by Rabbitcarrotok November 10, 2019
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May 28

When the KINDEST, CUTEST and MOST TALENTED PERSON was born
in may 28 alec benjamin was born, he is sooooo talented go follow him or i'll burn you
by a b0red pers0n May 28, 2020
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