by Lil' Dumb Dumb January 31, 2021
Nandor the Relentless's half-up-half-down hairstyle
Nandor: How does Guillermo do my hair on formal occasions?
Guillermo: Half up, half down.
N: Also known as...?
G: Half down, half up?
N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."
Guillermo: Half up, half down.
N: Also known as...?
G: Half down, half up?
N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."
by the-beard-of-edward-teach September 03, 2023
by j8886 December 07, 2011
by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017
“I’m so turned on right now. My lickety split is soaking wet.”
“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”
“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”
by Kimcheevonfalk December 01, 2022
by b391130301193 August 14, 2019
Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
by A Minnesotan November 06, 2018