Matthew Bear

the God of the Bear belief, also referred to as "The Bear" or "The Almighty".

I can't, I'm praying to Matthew Bear.

by Bearite April 9, 2008

taming the bear

taking a piss with a boner

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.

by TheBareTamer June 19, 2014

bear country

Any place where black bears, grizzly bears, or Kodiak bears are common.

Keep yer rifle close; we're in bear country.

by Sanka Jones December 23, 2013

cooter bear

A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.

Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.

by 31B20 January 2, 2016

Teddy Bear

A cuddly huggable thing that will always cheer you up! No matter what age you are, you can never be to old for a teddy bear.

I love my fuzzy teddy bear!

by Fuzzy lover September 2, 2016

cancellation bear

Originally used by TvByTheNumbers, the "cancellation bear" is the theory that TV shows are only in real danger of being cancelled if they're the lowest performers, much like the slowest in a group of people would get mauled by a bear.

I love Parks and Rec. I hope the cancellation bear is out to get Whitney so Parks gets renewed!

by attackturnip September 12, 2012

Bear Troll

A personality type one gets after smoking. It means all one does is eat and sleep. One then denies it and trolls on everyone else.

Stephen- you're sleeping
Melissa - no I'm not, my eyes are open
Christina - lol she's such a bear troll

by CCSW September 26, 2012