by Eazy-JT January 20, 2010
by Sad fuck March 25, 2020
by Amy Walker February 02, 2010
Masturbating to the lingerie pages of a clothing catalogue, as you did when you were 13 and couldn't get hold of proper filth.
Also handy for when you want a change of pace from mind-blowing internet-based grot.
(The Grattan catalogue was popular in the Uk about 15 years ago, and had a huge ladies underwear section.)
Also handy for when you want a change of pace from mind-blowing internet-based grot.
(The Grattan catalogue was popular in the Uk about 15 years ago, and had a huge ladies underwear section.)
by Ohfoshizzo November 02, 2009
When someone wakes up with a stiffy and decides to make pancakes while at the same time wanking and as a result some of the ejaculation gets into the pancake batter but not enough to stop said person from continuing to make said pancake. The resulting breakfast food is a Wank-ake!
Roommate A:Hey man, I made breakfast you want some?
Roommate B:Sure, what'd you make?
Roommate A:Wank-akes!
Roommate B:Wait, WHAT?!?
Roommate A:I said Pancakes, man seriously, you want some or not?
Roommate B:Sure, what'd you make?
Roommate A:Wank-akes!
Roommate B:Wait, WHAT?!?
Roommate A:I said Pancakes, man seriously, you want some or not?
by Defiantzel June 12, 2010
You and your friends stand in a circle around a cookie. You start to jerk off and try to hit the cookie with your load. The first one who doesn't hit the cookie, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.
"Man, I still have the taste of the Cookie-Wank off yesterday in my mouth."
"Yes, I came first!"
"Oh man, I lost the Cookie-Wank again."
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to shoot you"
"Yes, I came first!"
"Oh man, I lost the Cookie-Wank again."
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to shoot you"
by TheFunnyGamer October 18, 2021
The level of jizz in the male sexual organs, for example if you haven't had a wank for a week you have a healthy wank balance, if you wank 8 times a day then your overdrawn
by sharkfest August 01, 2016