Advice you give to people entering high school is they don’t want to get ass fucked
Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap
Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap
”Hey Man, starting my freshman, any tips?”
“Don’t tie your laces”
“Why?”
Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity
“Don’t tie your laces”
“Why?”
Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity
by V1dur4n September 15, 2019
Killing or threatening someone in order to avoid events that will not be good for the person tying them.
by Xrantic November 12, 2013
by Rodeo1 March 19, 2010
After dropping acid, proceed to have intercourse. ( preferably anal. ) proceed to pound as needed. you are at near climax, pull out. ( otherwise known as "Exodus." ) once "Exodus" has occurred, ejaculate into one eye. ( non specific as to right or left. ) the combination of loss of sight, use of acid, and extreme hilarity will cause a hallucinogenic tie died pattern to appear in the eye of said partner. ( This entry does neither condone nor condemn the use of controlled substances. ) ENJOY!!
I gave this girl a one eyed tie dye. It was awesome until she got up and chased me.As a result of the lack of depth perception she fell down her front steps.
by pittencepusher4u March 29, 2010
Hanging a person without legal authority by a mob.
The term is often used by extreme right wing people when discusing black people of African origin.
Traditionally carried out at night in a location not likley to be visited by the legal authorities.
The term is often used by extreme right wing people when discusing black people of African origin.
Traditionally carried out at night in a location not likley to be visited by the legal authorities.
The KKK advertise neck tie parties as part of their political agenda for persons who do not wish to dress up in sheets and beleive in a misinterpreted version of the outdated theory of eugenics.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.
by Dr. McP May 08, 2006
It's describes a situation where you no longer want to be in the presence of another individual and all you wanted to do is tie your damn shoe
by Lielle August 25, 2019