Old Roy

A really short guy.
They are always annoying and wont stop annoying you.
They are always dumb.
They have a really short dick.
They always have something big in their face.

He is such a roy

by 12847028)( September 26, 2018

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A man whom I love dearly. He is a sensitive man with a tendency to be selfish and reserve his feelings like a treasure trove waiting to be found out but at his core he is sincere; and maybe his biggest weakness is he forgives too easily but it’s also his biggest strength. He is equipped with knowledge in various esoteric subjects and is skilled with a pen (or pencil) along with a guitar; his mind is his biggest asset but the pen is his sword. Probably his biggest fault, is he doesn’t say how he feels and let’s precious moments slip through his fingers because he is a tough decision maker which causes a neurosis of infinite yearning and torment. He misses a girl very much and she misses him too, but alas they cannot be together, for he has traveled to a far off land to which she is not but a foreigner. Perhaps their paths will cross again in a far off future and they will meet suddenly on a crowded rooftop and it’ll feel like they’re the only two people under the stars. Until then she may just write more of these. There’s not many men not like Roy, keep him.

“Roy, safe travels! May you only do great things”

“Roy, I’m sorry and I forgive you”

“Roy, we really were like two ships passing in the night”

“Roy, you are my greatest love. How long it may take us to cross paths again, I will be waiting. I’m sorry, and I love you in a million years ^^<3 -J”

by Creamofwh3at June 08, 2022

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