lazy pineapple

A person who has legit no regard for anything or anyone and likes to believe they are the best and often talks to you in a condescending manner.

Friend 1: "God, he was being such an ass."
Friend 2: "Of course he was. He's a lazy pineapple."
Friend 1: "Agreed."

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Pineapple in the mist

I'm going to pineapple in the mist tonight to the thought of the science teacher, Ms. Friel, shes so hot!

by alimac February 19, 2015

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person 1: Pineapple pizza is so good!!
person 2: kys

by CHAERAM January 24, 2023

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A fragmentation grenade, so-called because of their pineapple-like surface and use by Chicago mobsters in the 1920's.

Al Capone had his associate toss a Chicago pineapple through the storefront window.

by SlinkiusMaximus February 20, 2013

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when you havnt had a wank for a couple months and u let it all out! errr chucky!

mate i had a wank for the first time in a year, pineapple chunks mate!

by robcoxrocks September 20, 2008

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Something only a retard would ask urban dictionary to do

Retard: idk what a pineapple is, so I'm gonna ask Urban Dictionary to define pineapples

by NetPie January 13, 2017

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A pineapple Chode is when a chode is not so wide then really wide then not wide again.

Evyn had the most unatractive pineapple chode said Mrs. Nash ;)

by BigNipsWallace123 January 22, 2010

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