Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
Get the Battle of the Parkersmug. 
He is the definition of a gay lord. He smuggles 19 men in his house at once, and sucks their toe nails until its clean. Overall he's a communist that supports russia's views on how to take care of imepregnated cows and mother indians. FUcking bitch overall i love the shit he puts in my mouth omg, kiss my ass hairs and plunge them out with ur cheek bones!!!
Luke Level: DADDY PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY MOUTH AND PAINT MY DICKHOLE BLACK!
Parker Pratt: Hey dont worry, my cheekbones will do the job!
Parker Pratt: Hey dont worry, my cheekbones will do the job!
by Kian Sucka February 19, 2020
Get the Parker Prattmug. by D STUDENTS May 28, 2018
Get the jonathan parkermug. Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.
People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!
People Parker: *parks right next to her*
Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
People Parker: *parks right next to her*
Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
by MeTheTree December 11, 2006
Get the People Parkermug. by George Aroney September 9, 2014
Get the eduardo parkermug. 