muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

Boston Muff

The smell emitted from the cooter of a southend woman after a drunken night of getting pounded by guys named johnny, and guys with shamrock tattoos on their calf.

I'll never eat that Boston muff again.

I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.

by Joe cool on steroidz June 22, 2016

jenner muff

A trans muff

"Dude, did you see Wager with that tranny?" "Yeah I bet he got him some jenner muff last night"

by byrdnuge September 25, 2015

Muff Scrub

Another name for a Goatee.

Hey, look at that dudes Muff Scrub.

This chick is gonna be riding my Muff Scrub all night.

by Donkey_Cock December 28, 2008

Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.

A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks

by teasipper87 November 6, 2011

Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.

"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"

by Velgost March 15, 2014

Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.

I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.

by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013