Jared Daniels

White straight male with gay tendencies at which is suppressed through radical acts (defecating in a field, snorting cocaine, etc.) and having sexual intercourse with females without consent.

Man 1: Yo bro this girl last night got it bad.
Man 2: Did you get consent though?
Man 1: Nah
Man 2: Bro you just pulled a Jared Daniels lol

by bjake February 26, 2020

Jared Sinclair

I do believe this is the greatest person ever to be placed on this earth, destined for greatness. All the woman want him and all the men want to be like him. Take a bow as this magnificent human-being enters the room, After all he probably is your father.

No example, There is only 1 Jared Sinclair

by Jared Sinclair June 11, 2013

jared jarvi

The thiccest boy to ever grace the halls of his high school

"Did you see jared jarvi today? Looking thicc as always"

by icallkingwaysoon November 30, 2017

Jared Miller

A perfectly sane individual who is also king of 2b2t.

Beardler is so trustworthy he could be the next Jared Miller.

by Autistigasm June 22, 2021

Jared Lipp

A name used for the boy at school who attracts all the gay boys, and secretly likes it. Sometimes can be found docking under the bleachers at football games.

Wow that kid is such a Jared Lipp pretending he’s doesn’t like the gay kids looking at his ass.

by ApeGoblin January 11, 2020

Jared Taylor

A person who doesn’t know when to stop drinking. Addicted to alcohol

Can’t stop ahhh Jared Taylor

by psedonymm November 6, 2022

Jared's Revenge

Sometimes when you go to Subway, you're too hungry for a six-inch sub, but not hungry enough for a footlong sandwich. That feeling you get once you've eaten the footlong sandwich when you should have just had the six-inch sub is known as Jared's Revenge.

"Oh man, I definitely should have got the six-inch Italian BMT, not this footlong Steak & Cheese... I've got a serious case of Jared's Revenge!"

by King Rustler, Bane of Jimmies May 28, 2012