Ben Ford

A giraffe with a big dick, and is always bullied by Will because he is insecure of his own dick.
Ben Ford is the best
by Mewmewwillkillu January 12, 2017
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Alex Ford

A pathetic YouTuber with only 80 subscribers. Creator of AV Squad, the sad fan club of Alex Ford.
Person 1: "Bruh are you watching Alex Ford?"
Person 2: "Yeah bruh he's pathetic. He should quit YouTube ASAP"
by Sujay Lover November 17, 2017
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Dr. Fording

When a grown woman speaks like a teenager using extreme vocal fry, to get undeserved sympathy.
I broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her cheating, and I have refused to take her calls. She's been leaving messages on my voicemail, Dr. Fording.
by Haha2900 October 05, 2018
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Ford Aspire

Korean economy car sold by Ford in the U.S. in the mid 90's.
Low-powered, yet very economical and sturdy for a Kia.
That Ford Aspire kinda looks like a Honda Civic, except it got hit with an ugly stick.
by Rayon the Robot April 09, 2006
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Ford Tortoise

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!
by Car-roll Shelby July 23, 2006
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Ford Mustang

A very fast AMERICAN car unlike little crap hondas and acura's
Honda Owner:Look at that mustang he's goin 80 maybe we should race him.
Mustang owner:suck my big dick little honda you can't never ever eva eva eva step up biiiiiitch.hahaha nods head* at honda
by robert February 14, 2005
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Ford Ranger

A truly badass truck made from 1983-2011 and 2018-current. A fucking good quarter ton with plenty of room. Just don't think your getting too many bells and whistles tho. In Canada these are known as f whoppers and really are good.

One bad thing: once people know you have one there goes your weekends.

P.s: if you want to haul beer kegs illegally, this is your best shot. Throw those fuckers in sideways and throw a tarp over and your fine.
Hey, can I borrow your ford ranger to haul some beer kegs and possibly ass?

Count me in!
by Homicidal toddler January 21, 2018
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