Drew C

That one abnormally short kid who probably has some sort of undiagnosed disability. He try-hards school but still gets 7/11 on English quizzes, but somehow is in a higher math class then every other kid his age. Also, he has been taking tennis lessons for 8 years and is still ass at the sport, with the excuse of "It's about technique". The only sports-related trophy he has is a "coaches award" for snitching on all the other kids in the lesson, except that there are no other kids and he just needed an ego boost. He spends most of his time in his room or on the couch watching YouTube, and is absolutely atrocious at any videogame despite playing them for multiple years on end. Don't que valorant with him because he will lower the group intelligence by at least 20%.

Person 1: "Bro who tf is that Drew C kid and why is he so ass at tennis???"

Person 2: "Idk man he's been taking lessons for 8 years. I think he has a tumor or smth idek."

by KeiKenchi July 27, 2022

Drew M.

A red haired man who is into small girls usually under 5 foot. He prides himself in his crappy new york accent. Usually a twink and is whipped by his girlfriend.

"Did you heard Drew M. started dating that short girl" Yea I heard he couldnt hang out because he gets whipped"

by jsk8r69 March 28, 2020

Drew Read

Drew Read is a very sweet and wonderful guy. He's cute charming and an absolite fucking idiot. He lacks common sense and is very creepy. He stalks girls and follows them to their house. After they get inside he waits until night and sneaks into a tree. He takes out his binoculars and watches them shower. He particularly likes girls with red hair.

"I saw someone follow me home last night!"
"Oh, that was definetly Drew Read."

by DogPoopWeiner December 1, 2021

The Drew Markovich

When you four finger defeater someone but it’s justified because they looked at you funny.

They just did the Drew Markovich on me and now my asshole is really sore.

by FourFingerabsolutedefeater April 17, 2021

Drew (Joke)

The newest joke of the ligma category I thought of myself and got everyone at school with it so I am now publicizing it.

(Instagram @azr (ignore this, just to prove I made this if it blows up))

How to get someone with Drew (Joke)
You: Hey, do you know Drew?
Person: Who's Drew?
You: DREWLING OVER DEEZ NUTS!

by LewdMaster69 October 27, 2019

Corinne and drew

Corinne and drew should definitely be a couple and would be an amazing one. They share the same qualities about eachother, for example, corinne is a curly head brunette while drew is the same. Whenever drew is around corinne smiles and gets red. They would be an amazing couple.

Classmate: omg look how cute it’s corinne and drew!

Other classmate: omg they should totally date they look so good together!!

by puf po June 27, 2023

Drew Moment

When you nut in your pants and continue to wear them.

My girl caught me in a Drew Moment!

by drewv215 May 29, 2021