Fap Chow

A form of oral which involves eating it but not really and also beating your own...
Maybe with your cousin

I fap chowed my cousin

by Sloppy Dave Bob August 3, 2022

chow the Arnold

Jamaican slang for a person who eats pork

But you said you was a rasta man all comes you chow the arnold.

by Awadatsah December 27, 2020

Black Merle Chow Chow

A Chow Chow which is dog that genetically will DNA test as a black dog or have majority of black hair. It would then contain the merle trait as well which it defines as the dilution of colors via in the form of spots! Speckles!

That black merle chow chow is so unique.

by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020

Dong suey chow

Dong suey chow is an Asian noodle dish. It is a classic Maxism often used as a sexual reference to getting your "noodle" slurped by an Asian woman.

Max: I just got a dong suey chow at the local rub and tug.This day is well on its way.
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!

by Lunchboxmaster March 11, 2017

Ching chow

To either get drugged, end up in a trunk or have internal bleeding from food poisoning.

Dude, I'm getting light headed and I have stomach pain after eating that lo mein. Hopefully I didn't get ching chowed.

by Jayeeed February 5, 2023

reft ming chow mang

A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person

Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"

by HeldStorm June 25, 2017

Chicken Chow

When someone hits their head on a horizontal celling.

Oh, what a chicken chow!

by The Beekum Bopper March 23, 2010