Butter Trumpet

The hottest new slang term for the penis.

I cranked my butter trumpet ‘til it spewed Land-O-Lakes all over the photo of my friend Mark’s sister that I stole from his mom’s house.

by Butterboy420 April 27, 2021

Butter the Monkey

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.

I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.

by cherrypicker, uk June 6, 2009

crouch butter

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and she cums; the blended mixture of cum and period blood

Hey bro, is that ketchup on yo pants?

Nah main, just a lil crouch butter- ain't no thang.

by Crouch Butter September 11, 2015

croc-butter

That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

dude, i've got some really bad croc-butter going on right now.

by djrbkj November 17, 2007

Pit Butter

The build-up of dry deodorant.

"My pit butter is like nine inches thick today!"

by M-Dog or Captain Morgan August 14, 2008

Butter Slug

(Noun)

When you take your date to a movie and place your erect penis into the popcorn box, full of butter and kernels . When they take too long to reach your penis , it is now a shriveled up , soft and slug like .

“By the time she finally ate all the popcorn she reached my butter slug at the bottom of the box “

by Benson house December 17, 2017

Buttered the Biscuits

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.

Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."

by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012