golden blumpkin

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.

I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.

by tophieCC March 11, 2010

Blumpkin Kick

When ATP jumps and kicks the ball mid air while doing a 360 backflip and making the WOMAN get wet

Trigga: Hey did you just see ATP do a blumpkin kick?
Woman: Yeah it made me wet

by Brody Price October 16, 2010

Classy Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while enjoying an ice cold Natty lite bottle.

Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!

by zachary timmerman October 25, 2009

blumpkin fairy

A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money

or

A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.

because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.

by suzzzzzzzzie January 8, 2009

Blumpkin

A combination of the two best things in the word!

Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.

by sosaditty June 21, 2011

Reverse Blumpkin

When a girl sucks a guy's dick while he's standing in front of her as she's taking a shit; the opposite of a blumpkin.

I gave my boyfriend his first reverse blumpkin this morning!

by SessyPung423 November 2, 2014

southern blumpkin

When a girl gives a guy head while he is taking a shit in an outhouse

Holy shit did you here Sams sister gave him a southern blumpkin!

by LBP December 11, 2004