Cry over your break up with your boyfriend. I know it’s Halloween but it’s freaking cold and Halloween was cancelled where I live. I just went through a pretty harsh breakup so all you beautiful single ladies just cry and let it all out and blame it on this stupid cold weather
*crys for hours and avoids ex* I mean it’s October 31 (the spookynight) what else are you supposed to do?!
october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.
someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'