august 23

a bad bitches birthday

"im a bad bitch" "oh, ur born on august 23rd?"

by anonymous November 18, 2021

October 23

It’s national kick anyone day! That’s right folks that one Karen in your class can finally get what she deserves by kicking her as much as you want tomorrow and she can’t do anything about it! Go up to a friend and kick them however, whenever, and as much as you want!

“Get over here Karen you ignorant slug it’s October 23rd you know what that means!”
“Oh okay.”
*Kicks Karen*
Karen, “Guess I cant do anything about it.”

by Joe and Karen ❤️ October 22, 2019

April 23

Bitches are born on this day everyone knows it

April 23 is a bitch day

by JUANAMIGO123 December 5, 2019

October 23

National suck titties day. You can suck as much titty as you want without being a whore.

Boy:” hey can I duck your titty”
Girl:” it’s October 23 sure”
Boy again:” hey can I suck you boob”
Another girl: “pull up it’s 10/23”

by Snapple apple October 17, 2019

October 23

when tony finally decided to ask olivia out

tony- hey down to be my girlfriend
olivia- yeah bettt
aryana- ayy tony finally decided to ask olivia out on October 23

by livony November 3, 2019

September 23

September 23rd is the day where you take the time to realize, you are VERY gay.

Person 1: Its September 23rd, you know what that means!

Person 2: YUP, I AM VERY GAY AND VERY PROUD!

by The Meaning Behind It October 5, 2021

March 23

RAVENCLAW PRIDE DAY!!!!!

Hey,it's March 23, happy Ravenclaw Pride Day!

by imnotokaydotcom March 23, 2020