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March 22

March 22nd, kick your tallest guy friend in the balls, with permission.
Girl: Yo, it’s March 22nd can I kick your balls?
Boy: ayo, why not
by isimpforkimseungmin October 15, 2021
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October 22

Slap your shortest best friends day
tall friend: *October 22 slap*
short friend: hey what was that

tall friend: *shows them this page*
by Revenge Gal October 21, 2019
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switch 22

When you pursue an individual but soon find out you are attracted to his/her friend. So you smoothly transition from one person to the next without realization of the person you were originally interested in. Even in circumstances where the person realizes it, your game is so smooth that they will appear jealous and dramatic if they protest you. Many attempt this, but fail hilariously.
I was all about her, until I saw her friend beside her ordering drinks. So I entertained them both and ended up leaving with her friend. It was a switch 22 and she didn't even know it.
by Courtshipisanart970 April 12, 2014
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22 of January

Jake’s birthday- Best day of the year. The best person was born that day. Literal god. Everyone shall celebrate it. If it’s 22 of January go out on the street and yell “HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!!!” or else…
A: What day is it today?
B: It’s 22 of January- International Jake day mf. Now get on your knees and praise him.
by ogsbi_pickle January 22, 2022
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June 22

National Marcus day, the most handsome, smartest, patient, generous, and caring man I have ever met in my life -“N”

happy birthday!!
june 22 is one of the best days out of the 365 days in a year
by bakxubro May 15, 2022
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October 22

October 22 is text and love on your crush Day!love on them and text them all you want.
by Loverdylxn._ October 21, 2020
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October 22

Today is national nut day. Be prepared for anything but related. Remember that but can mean a lot of things.
Example: Someone could throw nuts at you, you could be eating nuts (that can be taken many different ways) October 22 is national nut day! Have fun!
by Skatingnarwall October 21, 2019
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