cancellation bear

Originally used by TvByTheNumbers, the "cancellation bear" is the theory that TV shows are only in real danger of being cancelled if they're the lowest performers, much like the slowest in a group of people would get mauled by a bear.

I love Parks and Rec. I hope the cancellation bear is out to get Whitney so Parks gets renewed!

by attackturnip September 12, 2012

winter bear

an amazing, talented, passionate idol who’s smile brightens up the whole world, etc.

omg today is December 30!!! it’s our winter bear’s birthdayy :)

by taehyungsbestie December 29, 2020

pube bear

a teddy bear made out of pubes

i've got hair stuck in my teeth from the pube bear.

by dr.pube November 22, 2010

Matthew Bear

the God of the Bear belief, also referred to as "The Bear" or "The Almighty".

I can't, I'm praying to Matthew Bear.

by Bearite April 9, 2008

cooter bear

A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.

Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.

by 31B20 January 2, 2016

Bear Troll

A personality type one gets after smoking. It means all one does is eat and sleep. One then denies it and trolls on everyone else.

Stephen- you're sleeping
Melissa - no I'm not, my eyes are open
Christina - lol she's such a bear troll

by CCSW September 26, 2012

Boogah Bear

A person or thing that is extremely loveable and its the cutest thing ever.

Oh my gosh he is such a boogah bear!

by boogah lover November 28, 2012