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Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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Da big dodge

A guy whole made the best song ever called sandy and gets hella bitches
That guys YouTube name is da big dodge he must get pussy
by Benny spaghetti May 9, 2022
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Dodge Monodge

A man you find in a Darwin stripe club smoking lounge, usually missing a couple teeth and balding very badly. He’ll continue to stay in your memory for life until you finally see him somewhere and regain contact.
by Jhshahy 35 May 28, 2025
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dodge master

A master of dodging incoming objects such as fists, rocks, sports equipment, and other projectiles. Unfortunatley, when a dodge master thinks that they will never be hit, they find themselves on the ground.
Ha Ha!! I am a dodge master!!! No one will ever hit m... WHAM!!!
by Dodge Sensei May 1, 2003
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Train Dodge

When someone avoids hanging out with an overtly bitchy person.
Hey there Maria, good job on that train dodge! That cunt Beth just wouldn’t leave”
by Poopmaster63 July 14, 2019
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Dodge

The police decided the Harold was dodge
by Cookieslice May 10, 2021
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Curry Dodging

The act of refusing curry from your Indian parents for the fifth time in a row and sneaking downstairs to find some real English food.
I’m great at curry dodging

I curry dodged last night
by currydodger69 May 3, 2018
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