Person “ I’m pregnant”
Friend “ who’s the dad”
Person “ it’s November 6 national tell everyone your pregnant day”
Friend “ who’s the dad”
Person “ it’s November 6 national tell everyone your pregnant day”
by Frankie46 November 04, 2019
by MoReaL January 28, 2005
by King Divine November 10, 2019
Get the person you love most (girlfriend/boyfriend). Take them home. As you walk the person home hold their hand. Then when you reach the person's home or half way there, you kiss.
by HONG KONG CHAOS November 04, 2019
Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
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Prior Preparations Prevents Piss Poor Performance
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Proper Planning/Preparations Prevents Pretty Poor Performance
Proper Planning/Preparations Prevents Piss Poor Performance
Piss Poor Planning/Preparations Prevents Proper Performance
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Prior Preparations Prevents Piss Poor Performance
more...
Proper Planning/Preparations Prevents Pretty Poor Performance
Proper Planning/Preparations Prevents Piss Poor Performance
Piss Poor Planning/Preparations Prevents Proper Performance
Micheal: I'm going to break my brother Lincoln out of prison. He's innocent you know.
Loc: Well... If you're really gonna do it, remember the 6 Ps.
Michael: 6 Ps? What's that?
Loc: "Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance"
Micheal: Ohh. Gotcha. But how am I gonna to remember everything once I'm inside?
Loc: Hmm... that's a good one (moment of thought). Hey, why don't you tattoo the plans on your body? You can hide it under the art.
Micheal: Holy Fuck. That's a great idea. You're a fucking GENIUS!
Loc: Yeah, I know.
Loc: Well... If you're really gonna do it, remember the 6 Ps.
Michael: 6 Ps? What's that?
Loc: "Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance"
Micheal: Ohh. Gotcha. But how am I gonna to remember everything once I'm inside?
Loc: Hmm... that's a good one (moment of thought). Hey, why don't you tattoo the plans on your body? You can hide it under the art.
Micheal: Holy Fuck. That's a great idea. You're a fucking GENIUS!
Loc: Yeah, I know.
by AdvanXer April 12, 2009
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