Jacob

Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans

Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*

by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is always gay. He loves toes and james charles a little too much. He loves to sneak up on you when your in the shower and wash your back. In summary, jacobs mad sus.

Friend: Bro jacobs after me!
Me: Don't give him your sweaty jim socks bro.

by Urmumsdentures July 23, 2020

Jacob

Big ni🅱️🅱️a jacob. Very dumb and is a faggot. Only a half faggot unlike others Beware big ni🅱️🅱️a. Eats soap and throws up. Will eat your ass for a penny.

Random guy: you seem like a jacob
Faggot jacob: *eats soap*

by Bdkdjrvdjdb December 10, 2018

Jacob

Short ugly little cunt hole

Jacob needs a good cunt punting

by JacobLikesMen March 6, 2020

Jacob

A Bitch Ass Nigga

hey i'm Jacob

by jakethefake December 29, 2018

Jacob

A dumb ant who plows children and eats orange peels. Possibly a mysterious tractor scammer. Just make sure you get him that 2007 John Deere 9860 STS combine.

Jacob is a dumb ant.

by Dumb_birdddddyyy April 14, 2019

Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019