by BrothaMan January 27, 2004
by Andy Suter March 16, 2007
by MarkIsGay June 09, 2019
The disease contracted after a long night(s) of handling used "goods". Symptoms include sores, pustules, and a lack of mobility in the afflicted area, causing the appearance of greasy bacon.
Most commonly in the hand or palm region, hence the name.
Also in reference to a disease of the same name acquired from fisting livestock.
Most commonly in the hand or palm region, hence the name.
Also in reference to a disease of the same name acquired from fisting livestock.
Hey, Danny! Want to come shoot some hoops with us?
Nah dude, I came down with a wicked case of hog palm from your sister at the strip club last night. I think there may have been some man glue on her or something before she gave me that dance.
Nah dude, I came down with a wicked case of hog palm from your sister at the strip club last night. I think there may have been some man glue on her or something before she gave me that dance.
by hogpalmacologist July 01, 2008
A big man (probably black) that likes eating chicken while riding potbelly pigs screaming; I like men!.
by Ryker 14foot cock May 15, 2022
by Stan March 15, 2004
A morbidly obese individual with a rather "festive" style of dress. The female form is more common and can often be found at bars, dressed like a runway model (albeit in size 1000) and waiting for men to achieve the requisite state of intoxication for her mauling attempts to succeed.
Often, jungle hogs wear boob tubes, low-cut tops, mini-skirts and other such clothes that should be reserved for more attractive members of the population.
Often, jungle hogs wear boob tubes, low-cut tops, mini-skirts and other such clothes that should be reserved for more attractive members of the population.
"I was out the other night and this jungle hog kept trying to hit on me!"
"Oh my look at that jungle hog! Why would anybody that fat wear a mini skirt?"
"Oh my look at that jungle hog! Why would anybody that fat wear a mini skirt?"
by SuperTrooper December 03, 2007