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poke war

When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.
Ian thinks he will win this poke war, but little does he know that Alex is a pro. FBGM.
by pokewarsaremylife June 24, 2011
mugGet the poke warmug.

snow poke

The act of jizzing on your little princess's asshole, then using your jizz as lube to stick your dick in her ass.
I was fucking her from behind and I pulled out and gave her a snow poke!
by Gus Schultz March 2, 2008
mugGet the snow pokemug.

Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction
Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night
by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019
mugGet the Phantom Pokemug.

poke wipe

When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.
Goddam I ate so much sauerkraut I had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.
by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried January 17, 2018
mugGet the poke wipemug.

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.
Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!
by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018
mugGet the Poke the coconutmug.

Poke Pyramid

1. A pyramid of pokes.
2. When IMing your friends, you might decide to spam them with this.
3. Used in a Poke War to win.
4. Total spam that is in the shape of a pyramid... containing the word: poke.
Example Of A Poke Pyramid:

poke

pokepoke

pokepokepoke

pokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
This is a complete Poke Pyramid. Also used as spam. :) This took me sooo long!!!!
by Katie Marie Bell October 25, 2011
mugGet the Poke Pyramidmug.

mushroom poke

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.
I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.
by JlinkinX December 26, 2017
mugGet the mushroom pokemug.

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