Time to have a jungle flex
by Jungle flex July 10, 2014
1. (noun) One who kills the flex.
The Flex Killer, most often a female, kills the flex of surrounding individuals by eliminating any shred of happiness or joy present.
By sucking the life out of every enjoyable situation, the Flex Killer quickly becomes a widely feared and hated phenomenon.
They can be spotted most frequently at social events, geographic locations and even government-funded institutions (i.e. Prom, Wasaga Beach, Thornlea Secondary School, or in the general Thornhill region). This makes the Flex Killer a truly dangerous individual, and one to be avoided at all costs.
The Flex Killer, most often a female, kills the flex of surrounding individuals by eliminating any shred of happiness or joy present.
By sucking the life out of every enjoyable situation, the Flex Killer quickly becomes a widely feared and hated phenomenon.
They can be spotted most frequently at social events, geographic locations and even government-funded institutions (i.e. Prom, Wasaga Beach, Thornlea Secondary School, or in the general Thornhill region). This makes the Flex Killer a truly dangerous individual, and one to be avoided at all costs.
*Individuals gathered around enjoying the flex*
Enter: Flex Killer
QUE - Mayhem, chaos, mass suicides, abortions, diarrhea, syphilis, and general flex-killage
Enter: Flex Killer
QUE - Mayhem, chaos, mass suicides, abortions, diarrhea, syphilis, and general flex-killage
by TheLastPersonToEverKillTheFlex June 01, 2011
When a low-level office clerk tries to exert 'muscle' by giving you a hard time for (or about) something, usually around policy interpretation, purchases, or just about anything they feel they can demonstrate their ability to think at a higher level.
When an office admin assistant, unnecessarily questions (ergo delays)your expense submissions, by asking detailed questions, even if they had previously been approved. This can be refered to, as clerk-flex.
by Supo January 18, 2007
Did you hear about the Flex Seal meme where that one guy says "Now that's a lotta damage!"
Uhh, yeah, it's all over the internet..
Uhh, yeah, it's all over the internet..
by OyeahMrKrabz August 16, 2020
A organization who uses a dark material named „flex tape“. Flex tape is very dangerous because if someone puts it into a hole it can create a portal to a demon realm. The founder of the organization is called „Felix tapé“.
Person 1: Hey, there is a hole in my underwear!
Person 2: Wanna seal the hole with flex tape, so it creates a portal to a demon realm?
Person 1: What is flex tape?
Person 2: it is a Material found by Flex Seal.
Person 2: Wanna seal the hole with flex tape, so it creates a portal to a demon realm?
Person 1: What is flex tape?
Person 2: it is a Material found by Flex Seal.
by The bäd böiiii June 21, 2019
A manner of flexing your muscles without oil and pretending they look just as good without the shine
Zac just ran out of oil, so he was dry flexing in front of the mirror with dissapointment on his face.
by Wraith23 January 12, 2017
I'm Phil Swift Here With Flex Seal!
by Fiddlestxcks May 14, 2019